saint-louise's Diaryland Diary
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Just don't try to treat it with antibiotics.
I read somewhere once that you know you aren't really going insane when you think that what you're doing might actually be considered insane.
I can sort of see the logic in that, maybe along the lines of being able to be prosecuted in a court of law (or slaw, my sisssster). But I'm looking for a good way to tell if I am coming down with insanity.
Is there a test for that? Like, a swab to my mucus membranes or something?
Anyway, if I used the "I know I'm not a nutcase because I think I am" argument, I'd be all for, "Hey! It's totally not crazy for me to take the whole tray of free garlic-stuffed olives samples at the grocery store! I don't perceive it as crazy; therefore, I am within my reasonable, mentally-stable rights to do so!"
Correct, yes? Apply it to telling my classmates and co-workers how much they'd benefit from shutting up (and not just soon…right the fuck now), as well as to standing really close to the attractive guy in the elevator and sniffing his neck, and I'm set for life.
I think I'm on to something here.
In other news, I think there's something seriously wrong with the beef and cheddar sticks in the vending machine. Let's put aside the fact that the "beef" looks kind of mottled, and has been processed in some factory somewhere to be phallic, and I can only guess why.
Aerodynamics. Right.
Let's also ignore the fact that the cheddar is turning kind of dark around the edges, and there seems to be an opaque liquid pooling around the bottom of the package.
And the fact that this little delicacy costs 55 cents.
I think we should focus on the fact that THERE ARE BEEF AND CHEDDAR STICKS IN THE FUCKING VENDING MACHINE.
If I'm going to poison myself from the Wondrous Machine o' Stale Foods, I want to see a fucking row of Twinkies in there, okay?
That is all.
4:41 p.m. - 2003-04-02
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